

so, in the interests of protecting these books from your carelessness, i have selected my favorite entries, and am putting them in this review. you don't buy this book, because it is just for in-store reading,and you are already over it, and you have probably damaged it because you have this misconception that since you are reading it, it is yours, and you can just fold over the paged or splay it open while you tap out your veryimportant text messages or whatever. they are lures - you come in to the store (probably to use the bathroom) and you see a table full of books like these and you grab a bunch and go sit in a chair, and you flip through them, have a laugh, and it puts you in a good mood and then you spend money because you are in a good mood and then you see all sorts of other books in your journey to the exit. barnes and noble wants you to come into the bookstore to buy books instead of buying your books online. this is how it works: publishers want you to buy books.

I am going to let you in on a little secret.
